The Ultimate Nightmare of Wizards of the Coast, Customer Service (U) – MtG Unglued – Wizards of the Coast from Wizards of the Coast

Description

Name: The Ultimate Nightmare of Wizards of the Coast® Customer Service
Cost: XYZRR
Type: Sorcery
Pow/Tgh:
Rules Text: The Ultimate Nightmare of Wizards of the Coast® Customer Service deals X damage to each of Y target creatures and Z target players.
Set/Rarity: Unglued Uncommon